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Hilarity ensued.
So here they are, in no particular order:
A suit to compensate a tree.
A suit whose claim in tort is prest
Upon a mangled tree's behest;
A tree whose battered trunk was prest
Against a Chevy's crumpled crest;
A tree that faces each new day
With bark and limb in disarray;
A tree that may forever bear
A lasting need for tender care.
Flora lovers though we three,
We must uphold the court's decree.
You wouldn't expect that an apartment in such a location could flood.
There was a time, in the mid-1980s, when Dan Fogelberg was my favorite musician. His lyrics were haunting.
Met my old lover in the grocery store
The snow was falling Christmas Eve
I Stole behind her in the frozen foods
and I touched her on the sleeve
She didn't recognize the face at first
but then her eyes flew open wide
She went to hug me and she spilled her purse
and we laughed until we cried
We Took her groceries to the checkout stand
The food was totaled up and bagged
We stood there lost in our embarrassment
as the conversation dragged
Milling about with my classmates waiting for the room to vacate, I saw a sign: there was a seminar going on in the classroom about the downside to diversity, and how diversity has gone too far and had unintended consequences.
(I disagree, but, hey, i'm not going to barge in and start a fight, now, am I?)
When the seminar cleared and people began streaming out, we went in. Strewn across the front of the classroom was a giant banner for the sponsoring club.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
(Warning, for those not conversant with Tudor history: here there be spoilers).
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